To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

aka14kgold:

green-goold:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

YOU GUYS, also I’m agnostic, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???, I hate when my juice makes me think, WHY DID I LOOK, how?, Look at your choices, Because then it’s ONNNN, never gonna happen

Hah.

YOU COULD BE SO MUCH MOREALSO 14K DOES NOT DO WELL WITH APRIL FOOLS SHITWHAT THE HELLO KITTY!!EXCEPT WHEN IT REQUIRES PUTTING ON CLOTHESWhy do I do this to myself?how do people enjoy living?but jeez deer lourdes is he looking good right nowbecause anaesthesia is a problem for meand I have never understood the Holy Ghost

Well, that’s an interesting collection… I like that the first four are shouting.

you have died of dysentery also into cats what happens on the porch stays on the porch and are you thinking of me when you [radio edit] her why I spent so long arguing with people over Dumbledore how quickly I was replaced things look peaceful because there is no God never sleep again

I’m pretty sure the first three of them are actually other people’s tags that got picked up and carried over Missing E. I like that a full three of them all come from the same overly long tag gag.

(Reblogged from aka14kgold)
acatnamedhercules:

kagurasdragons:

AHAHAHAHAHA
RAFFLE IS SUPER NICE
LOOK AT MY NEW XYY OBS ROSE ROSE DRAGON
I MIGHT NOOFLE HIM SOMETIME

why does he remind me of Tuxedo Mask

That Wildclaw morphology just looks so rakish to begin with.

acatnamedhercules:

kagurasdragons:

AHAHAHAHAHA

RAFFLE IS SUPER NICE

LOOK AT MY NEW XYY OBS ROSE ROSE DRAGON

I MIGHT NOOFLE HIM SOMETIME

why does he remind me of Tuxedo Mask

That Wildclaw morphology just looks so rakish to begin with.

(Reblogged from acatnamedhercules)

awwww-cute:

Cat Catter Cattest

(Reblogged from strugglingtobeheard)
acceber74:

psirensonzai:

Why am I laughing so hard

Because it’s true…

acceber74:

psirensonzai:

Why am I laughing so hard

Because it’s true…

(Source: 3yearspast-3yearsaway)

(Reblogged from note-a-bear)

deducecanoe:

jimthewebspinner:

deducecanoe:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

This is what I have been trying to say in so many words—all men aren’t menaces to women, but all women have been menaced by men.

I think that is an important distinction to make. However, I do feel like it shifts the focus away from the men who are doing the thing a bit, and panders more to the whiny men who “aren’t like that!!!” more than necessary.

Regardless, I am so glad to see another guy taking a stand about this shit.

Oh it is total pandering to those ass-butts. But It’s the first thing you have to do is confront that bullshit. You have to have an answer for it. I got into a LONG fight with someone on Facebook about that very thing. I lumped all men into the “can’t be trusted until proven otherwise” category and got shit upon shit for it. From a gay man. I’m like wtf, man.

(Reblogged from deducecanoe)
(Reblogged from strugglingtobeheard)

podiumtoast:

fanofpizzaandthedoctor:

head on over to http://awkwardzombie.com/ to find the website of your DREAMS

FLAWLESS

(Source: pagingdoctorpizza)

(Reblogged from magicalgirlmei)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(Reblogged from thebigblackwolfe)

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

(Reblogged from skindeap)

deducecanoe:

blue-author:

deducecanoe:

strawberrypatty:

just-one-human-being:

roane72:

just-one-human-being:

roane72:

strawberrypatty:

I’m think I need to rename the movie Captain America: I Ship it, because I serious ship Cap with, like, everyone.

Seriously. I thought I was a multi-shipper before. I don’t think I fully understood what…

Alas, I am not familiar with the Captain America comics (or many comics in general, if I’m going to be honest…don’t throw anything), so I viewed the interactions between the characters with newbie lenses. All I know is I was shipping Steve and Sam HARD, but thought all of the actors had incredible onscreen chemistry.

I hadn’t given any thought to Natasha/Bucky, but holy shitballs, you better believe I am now. 

Because that dynamic would be fucking hot. 

And now it’s all I can think about. 

Thanks for that. 

In the comics, Natasha (who is totally NOT born in 1984) trained under the Winter Soldier. And they totally did it.

But I think that an interesting dynamic could be made from the MCU versions of the characters. I don’t even think Natash would let Bucky shooting her get in the way of them hooking up. Esp with the brainwashing and all.

they really need to fix natasha’s back story due to reasons of KGB disbandment in 1991. Seriously. If they were like… man, she’s 50 and she got super syrumed or something, i would buy that in a heartbeat. WAY more than oh she was five and working for the KGB. And note she said WORKING FOR not training under or whateverthefuck.

In the comics, they did eventually retcon that she got a low grade type of super serum enhancement as part of the red room training because even though she seems older than 24 in the comics, the window for her to have a long and storied career as a Soviet superspy before defecting keeps getting narrower. 

I choose to believe that this happened in the movies, too, and the birth date that was given in CA:ISI is part of a cover story given to SHIELD by Fury when she was recruited, in order to allow her to be fielded as an agent rather than picked apart as a science project.

I accept this fanwank.

As a sidenote, in the comics, Nick Fury was also dosed with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Super-Soldier Serum™ to explain why a dude who was fighting in World War II (the Howling Commandos were his unit) was suddenly James Bonding it up in the modern era.

(Reblogged from deducecanoe)